Great Looking Hair

*sounds of shuffling video tapes*

Eureeka!!!   Infomercial GOLD!  I found the RonCo file!!!  Whoo hoo!  What can I find in here that is still running strong…let’s see…

There’s the RonCo food dehydrator, which household didn’t buy that one?

Oooh…the Showtime rotisserie oven – the product that single-handedly set the phrase “Set it,” c’mon everyone say it with me…  “and Forget it!” That was classic.

Ooooh…what’s this?

*popping the video tape into the dust-covered VCR*

GREAT LOOKING HAIR – THE HAIR IN THE CAN!!!

Oh – that’s right, I’d almost forgotten about that one!  Now Dad doesn’t have to stock up on the neon colored hair sprays during the after- Halloween clearance sales.  (Ummm…Tina, why exactly is your dad’s hair pink???)

It comes in six custom colors and a can of shellac…er uh – finishing spray.  Just nobody ---please, I beg of you --- light a match.