Thursday, December 31, 2009

The Travel Lap Top Desk

I can’t help but wonder what they were thinking when they came up with this little wonder.

Guy One In Research Lab: “Ever been been driving down the freeway and needed to send an email but the steering wheel just keeps getting in the way?”

Guy Two- with eyebrows raised: “Sure!  I did that just this morning – what a nuisance!”

Guy One: “We should invent a way to make that task easier!”

Guy Two: “Wow!  Great Idea – we’ll be rich!”

Sounds of buzz saws and hammers – paper feverishly shuffling:
Six hours later…


Also, it seems guy one and guy two, in their brilliance, failed to patent the idea – and it exists in many other forms!


To be fair, the website does state not to used in a moving vehicle…but really, who reads the fine print anymore?

Also, I’d include a link so you can purchase one of these babies for yourself, however I think that would be incredibly irresponsible of me.
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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Chia Obama

Ok, I have to admit, I’ve fallen prey to the Chia Pet madness.  I owned one – well two actually if you count the herb garden.  I am a child of the 80’s after all, and that is when these babies made their debut.

I can’t help but wonder – in all the strides we’ve taken in racial equality and not stereotyping – is a terra cotta version of our President with an 80’s Afro made out of alfalfa really appropriate? 

*stern look and eyebrow raised*

What is this teaching the children anyway?

Of course in the spirit of being politically correct – there is a Chia Hillary also available.  Wow, they’ve thought of everything – now there is something for everyone.

OK now, sing along with me …cha cha cha chia!
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

For The Redneck Who Has Everything.


While this looks like your every day ordinary baseball cap with a witty and charming saying on top, this hat holds special secret powers.


That’s right folks.  Not only will this one keep your eyes and head shaded from the hot summer sun…it will also help open up your cold ones.

And it comes in multiple designs too.

Apparently, someone WILL buy this…and has.
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Monday, December 28, 2009

Reserve Your Spot In Heaven…

That’s right folks – for only 15.95 you no longer need to worry about the daily troublesome task of being good and helpful and kind and righteous and doing good to all men.  Nope, no more of that hassle.  Simply send your 15.95 now, and reserve your spot in Heaven. 


The website says there’s still plenty of room in heaven for you and your loved ones, but you better act now.  Who knows how much space will be left.

Oh and for those that you don’t want to share space in Heaven with…you can reserve their space in Hell.  I don’t know what the consequences are though if you reserve space for someone in Hell that’s already reserved a place in Heaven.  I suppose they have a system for that.
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