Diamonds? Cubic Zircon? No…

It’s Grandma.

Or Fido.

Or Uncle Ste-vah.

Whatever you wish.

You see – you can send them the ashes of your recently (or not so recently) deceased loved one, and they will create a piece of Gemstone jewelry for you to wear.

Everyday.

So Grandma can always be close to your heart…

Or Fido can rest comfortably around your neck.

In gemstone form, of course.

Think – diamonds…with floating imperfections. (Although of course I would never call your Uncle Ste-vah an “imperfection”)

found at http://www.mycrystalcompanion.com and submitted by http://www.mycrystalcompanion.com, and I quote “we do have a certain sense of humor about our product and that is what has prompted us to contact you”

Thank you for contacting me…really – thank you.

Reserve Your Spot In Heaven…

That’s right folks – for only 15.95 you no longer need to worry about the daily troublesome task of being good and helpful and kind and righteous and doing good to all men.  Nope, no more of that hassle.  Simply send your 15.95 now, and reserve your spot in Heaven. 



The website says there’s still plenty of room in heaven for you and your loved ones, but you better act now.  Who knows how much space will be left.

Oh and for those that you don’t want to share space in Heaven with…you can reserve their space in Hell.  I don’t know what the consequences are though if you reserve space for someone in Hell that’s already reserved a place in Heaven.  I suppose they have a system for that.

http://www.reserveaspotinheaven.com/