Yet another iProduct…

iReally think the reason iAlways make fun of iPhone products is because iJealous.

iDon’t have an iPhone – or an iTouch.  If iWant to play a game of pinball, for instance iWill go and play a game of Pinball – (let’s guess how often that happens now…anyone?  Anyone? iGuess you’ll never know.)

There’s something about a pinball machine that is fun, and nostalgic – and iSimply don’t believe you can replicate that on an iPhone.

Then again…iHave been wrong before.

iThink iMight need an iPod iNtervention…

iGet it.  You like your iTunes account.  You can’t leave the house without your iPod.  You have one in every color.  You’ve even pre-ordered your iPad –and have an iTouch of every generation.

iThink it’s time for you to step away from the player.  Or, buy one of these.

iT’s an iTable.  Coffee tables shaped like your beloved iPod.

Don’t fret.  Not everyone in the neighborhood will have one.  Nope, these babies are custom-order only.  iDon’t know if that is comforting, or disturbing.

(By the way, if you really must have one…if you are salivating and yelling….iWant, iWant, iWant…first – take deep breaths.  Then send an email to the designer…but be prepared to pay more for this than you did your iPod, a lot more.)

Guitar (Z)Hero

I could try to be witty and charming.

I could post something here about how every guitar hero player that ever lived NEEDS one of these shirts.

But I won’t.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/interactive/c498/

Yes, if you are wondering, it is a fully playable guitar embedded in a t-shirt.

Yes, it has a Pocket Amp which will allow you to crank it to 11, and yes – it is going to be all the rage for the guitar hero playing, computer programming, electrical engineering studying, perpetually single men in the universe.