Pork Barrel BBQ

I got an email from my husband this morning.  The subject line was: FW:Father's Day.  The preview said 'For those of you looking for that perfect father?s day gift idea.' 

I thought, sure - I never know what to get him.  Perhaps he's sending me a hint as to what to get this year...

Maybe not.

Discover Que, the intriguing new fragrance from Pork Barrel BBQ. An intoxicating bouquet of spices, smoke, meat, and sweet summer sweat.

Que. A tantalizing fragrance that attracts the opposite sex, giving them whiplash as you saunter by.

mmmm....intoxicating Summer Sweat.

I don't know that I've ever heard it quite put that way.

Pair it with the Lobster Cologne and I guess we can have Surf and Turf?

The Snuggie Goes Camping

Remember how we used to laugh at the Snuggie - the blanket with sleeves - and think "why didn't I think about selling backwards bath robes to poor unsuspecting individuals and earn lots of money while doing it?" Oh and we also thought "who on earth would buy that?" (because that is why you are here, after all)

Well now take a look - it's not a blanket with sleeves, it's a sleeping bag with legs.

Or if you aren't comfortable with a sleeping bag with legs - and you prefer your own footwear - (who doesn't, really.  I mean I don't like bowling alley's for a reason...)

I'll give it this - it is slightly more manly than the Snuggie for Men.

Only slightly though.  This one doesn't come in camouflage after all.

Wooooaaahhh Daddy….

For the day when your achin’ back just can’t take anymore, but your kids just can’t get enough…

The Daddle.

If mom wears it is it the Momdle?

What about the Grandpadle?
(Nevermind, that sounds like something that would happen if Grandpa’s Depends fail.)

Found at: http://www.mamabebe.com/playhorhasne.html – giddy’up.

Airbrush Body Tattoo Kit…

For those who want the Bad Boy persona…without all the pain…or permanence of it all.

Just don’t get it wet.

Because I’m pretty sure a running tattoo will surely lose you some major street cred.

(okay technically, the site does say they are waterproof – but that’s just not as funny.)

Cow Pies

Okay, so when I was searching for the website for yesterday’s post – I came across this one.

That would be a cow pie clock.

Waste Not Want Not – or Want Not Waste Alot.  Whatever.

So, one more time with my awesome Photoshop skills (which are improving by the day…don’t you think?)

Yep, I bet he’d buy it. 

A Royal Ooopsie!

So HRH (for those of you on the non-British side of the pond, that stands for His Royal Highness) Prince William has been dating the same girl for a while. 

In anticipation of impending nuptials, some time in the past three years, retail giant Woolworths started to create fun little bobbles and trinkets bearing their images and stating ‘In Celebration of the Royal Marriage of…’  Leaving room for the date etc etc.

One problem.  Wills isn’t engaged.  Rumors are abounding that he might  pop the question sometime in the near future (but that’s been the rumor for, oh – three years now – hence the ‘date’ on the bobbles being 200?, I suppose they didn’t think it’d make it to 2010?)

Poor Woolies…whatever are they to do with all these trinkets now?

Skeet shooting practice anyone?

Yes, I know this isn’t an actual product you can buy RIGHT now – however, some merchandising genius out there is preparing to make a ton of money off of these things.  I mean, hey – you need a Prince William china service for 8 to go with that Princess Di and Prince Charles cookie plate and tea set, right?  The thing that surprises me, somewhat sadly, is that this merchandising genius is right…these things are gonna sell like hot cakes – which doesn’t leave me any less confused.

There IS a How-To Guide For Everything…

Ever been to the book store and browsed through the “How-To” or “Self Help” section? 

There are guides for EVERYTHING!

Want to know how to knit?  There’s a book for that.

What to know how to program your VCR? There’s a book for that too (it’ll be right next to the one that’s called “Bringing Yourself Into the Twenty First Century”)

I have to say, however – this book caught me off guard.

I mean…Why didn’t I think of this one?

That’s right, Miss Vera’s Cross-Dress for Success.  Because there IS a How-To Guide for absolutely EVERYTHING!

Your Baby’s New Best Furry Friend..

Because your child might grow up to be a veterinarian…

Or a redneck.

Yes.  That is a stuffed animal made to look like road kill.

I’ll leave the comments to you.  I have no words.  I should, but I don’t.

For The Redneck Who Has Everything.

While this looks like your every day ordinary baseball cap with a witty and charming saying on top, this hat holds special secret powers.



That’s right folks.  Not only will this one keep your eyes and head shaded from the hot summer sun…it will also help open up your cold ones.

And it comes in multiple designs too.

http://www.coolergadgets.com/shop/index.php?cPath=43

Apparently, someone WILL buy this…and has.