Inflatable Fruit Cake

It’s Fruit Cake – or is it?

Open the package and a few puffs of air, and this traditional English wedding cake, and American Holiday favorite comes to life.

According to the website – this fruit cake is the best kind because:
1) nobody eats them anyway
2) it’s totally non-toxic (unlike real fruit cake)
3) it’s cheaper to ship

I’m going to go one more and say it has a very fabulous entertainment value.  Make sure you get one for the each member of the family.  We wouldn’t want any all out family wars regarding this one, now would we?




On second thought I'm going to leave this to someone else to buy.  The family turmoil just isn't worth it.

Yodeling Pickle

In some parts of Germany, I’m told, it’s tradition to put a pickle on your Christmas Tree.  I’m not certain if the tradition is to put a real pickle on the tree or a plastic one – but if it’s a real pickle…let’s just say I’m glad I’m not German.

However…(you knew that was coming….)  Break out the trumpets and fanfare….er uh…lederhosen and sauerkraut…Enter the YODELING PICKLE!

That’s right ladies and gents – a yodeling pickle for your every day enjoyment.  AND if you just can’t wait to get your little beauty in the mail – here’s a virtual version to appease your pickle yodeling needs…

http://www.yodellingpickle.com/

The Final Battle

Finally, the opportunity to have the age old question answered – who are better – carnivorous meat eaters or vegetarians?  Only one will remain standing in this epic event …  that’s right, it’s Mr. Bacon vs. Monsieur Tofu – The ACTION FIGURES!

Don’t be fooled by the monocle – Monsieur Tofu is a tough – uh- well, he’s not really a cookie…bean sprout- yea, that’s it, bean sprout.  And Mr. Bacon will hog the ring (Pun totally intended) for a possible victory.

Get yours now – these are sure to be next Christmas’ hottest item… and don’t forget to pick up your bacon flavored mints and bandages while you are at it!

Found at Amazon.com