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Fashion Tech-sessory

Admit it, you like the title of this post.

Heh.

I’ve spent the last two days trying to set up a new cell phone.  You would think that in this age of all the technological advances and blah blah blah – there’d be an easier way to do this.

And for the record, I’m NOT technologically challenged.  Promise.

But – I do love me a good piece of technology.  And a good purse.  I have several purses.

I do not have this purse:

And quite frankly I’m confused…is this so that people around you can watch TV?  Because walking and watching cannot be safe…  Is there going to be a rash of women walking down crowded streets holding their bags in front of their faces because the latest “Twilight” movie is playing on their bag?  Imagine the car accidents – you thought driving and putting on makeup was bad – how about driving while watching Edward and Jacob fight for Bella’s undying love and devotion?

It’s a safety issue I tell you – safety PEOPLE!

And just imagine those women that suffer from OCOS disorder – Obsessive Compulsive Oh SHINY! – This is just plain cruel.  Am I right Ginger?  Ginger? – hey get away from those marbles….Ginger…GINGER????

(Love ya Gingah – mean it babe!)

Oh and if you do decide the safety risk is worth it…be prepared to pay top dollar for this one of a kind hand bag – and for the TV service subscription as well.

http://www.bagtv.com/

Finger Food

Ever been at a party and had a difficult time balancing your plate of tasty hors d'oeuvres with your drink while still successfully mingling among the crowd?

Ya, me either – but it could be that I don’t get invited to many parties that don’t involve cookies and red punch.

BUT, if I DID go to such a party and I WAS having such trouble…I’d surely want a set of these:

Hmmm… or maybe not.

Logistically speaking – anyone know what happens when you tilt your cup to drink from it?  Does the entire hand tilt too?  If so, what would happen to your carefully placed and balanced hors d'oeuvres ?  I’m guessin’ they are going to end up someplace in the vicinity of your face.  I just guessin’.

That also leads me to my next point.  If the hors d'oeuvres  in question has a toothpick in it, wouldn’t that be some sort of safety hazard???   “Oh, Oh, OW!  My EYE!”….

Also, if a person is only going to pick up one hors d'oeuvres, why exactly would they carry it around like a three carat diamond ring and not simply eat it when they take it?  I’m assuming this plate won’t hold much more than one…

This also makes me wonder – do they have mini finger bowls?

The Travel Lap Top Desk

I can’t help but wonder what they were thinking when they came up with this little wonder.

Guy One In Research Lab: “Ever been been driving down the freeway and needed to send an email but the steering wheel just keeps getting in the way?”

Guy Two- with eyebrows raised: “Sure!  I did that just this morning – what a nuisance!”

Guy One: “We should invent a way to make that task easier!”

Guy Two: “Wow!  Great Idea – we’ll be rich!”

Sounds of buzz saws and hammers – paper feverishly shuffling:
Six hours later…

voila!



Also, it seems guy one and guy two, in their brilliance, failed to patent the idea – and it exists in many other forms!




To be fair, the website does state not to used in a moving vehicle…but really, who reads the fine print anymore?

Also, I’d include a link so you can purchase one of these babies for yourself, however I think that would be incredibly irresponsible of me.