A few weeks ago my friends and I decided to throw a birthday party for our friend who was turning – um…let’s just say somewhere in the “30’s.” The theme of the night (since we are all off balance by about 20 degrees or so) was “princess meets 12 year old girl.”
That’s right, we threw a princess party for a fully grown adult.
Do you have a problem with that? I didn’t think so…
Moving on – one part of the party was a bubble gum biggest bubble contest.
30-some-things should never, ever, ever attempt to chew bubble gum – let alone blow bubbles.
Don’t believe me? Try it. Your jaw will never speak to you again.
Next birthday party, we should break out with these:
You see – you chew the different colored bubble gum, and place it on the canvas in the appropriate numbered space.
And if you have sensitive teeth and jaws – they come in sugar free:
I suppose it keeps you from putting the gum under the table though…and look, you get a nifty piece of artwork to share with your mommy.
Because, that’s not gross at all.
Brought to you by Perpetual Kid - http://www.perpetualkid.com/gum.aspx (and hidden from you by horrified mothers everywhere.)
2 comments:
This gives new meaning to "swapping spit." BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
never, never, never ask me to be part of a bubble gum blowing ocntest again! :)
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