Sunday, May 2, 2010

The Better Marriage Blanket

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Because I couldn’t possibly make this up – yet again, here is the word for word information from the website:

Almost everyone knows the silent but deadly effects of flatulence on relationships.  For couples, nothing can spoil the romantic aura more quickly!  It can be funny but it can also be a nuisance.

Yes…why yes I do understand that.

The Better Marriage Blanket is made using the same kind of activated carbon fabric found in Military Chemical Suits.  Chemicals and gasses are absorbed in millions of microscopic pores in each tiny particle of activated carbon.

*snicker*

First person to shout “DUTCH OVEN” wins a prize…

For those that don’t know what that is, well then, consider yourself lucky.  Very, very lucky.

Thank you Leanne W for this one, no – I hadn’t seen it, and it’s helped me through the better part of the day while I try to recover from this illness.  Laughter really is the best medicine.

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1 comments:

Krista Freier Tjossem said...

The 'Better Marriage Blanket' would be 2 separate ones- so he would STOP stealing mine! :)

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