You know how you get a dog and at first walking it is fun and enjoyable – and then it just gets to be annoying? I mean – these dogs just like to go outside all the time! First they are bringing you their leash, and then they start to interrupt the “Price is Right” because they want to go outside and run and play…sheesh! If only they made giant hamster wheel type contraptions for dogs…then you would never have to miss another over bid on the final showcase ever again…wouldn’t that be cool?
Hmmm….I stand corrected. Not cool. Not cool at all. I mean, you still have to get up and put him IN that thing…
well okay, what if there was one that attached to their kennel or dog run in the back yard? Then you’d NEVER have to pay any attention to your pet at all! (except to feed it of course…)
Oh … well … um… hmmmm….Why does that look like a giant chicken coop with an exhaust fan to me?
Oh that’s right, because that’s EXACTLY what that looks like.
Well, maybe there’s a happy medium…a small treadmill built just for Fido…he can walk himself – just tether him to it with a leash…
Oh boy. Um. Ok.
I think I’m going to go take my dog for a walk now…a real one, in the park with the trees and the grass and – um you know – fresh air.
And just in case you think this is photoshopped artwork – which you know I’d never – ever do…(heh heh heh) These are found at http://www.gopetusa.com/index.php. Another bona fide legitimate pet product company…well a pet product company anyway.
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