Reserve Your Spot In Heaven…

That’s right folks – for only 15.95 you no longer need to worry about the daily troublesome task of being good and helpful and kind and righteous and doing good to all men.  Nope, no more of that hassle.  Simply send your 15.95 now, and reserve your spot in Heaven. 



The website says there’s still plenty of room in heaven for you and your loved ones, but you better act now.  Who knows how much space will be left.

Oh and for those that you don’t want to share space in Heaven with…you can reserve their space in Hell.  I don’t know what the consequences are though if you reserve space for someone in Hell that’s already reserved a place in Heaven.  I suppose they have a system for that.

http://www.reserveaspotinheaven.com/