Demeter Lobster Cologne

Who doesn’t like the scent of fresh steamed lobster and melted butter?

You can’t see it, but I’ve got the Homer Simpson drool thing going on right now…

So why not make it into a cologne for men?

Hmmm…

I think a cautionary tale is important here.

Product is not actual lobster, nor does it turn your spouse into one.  Product may cause sudden urge to dip husband’s arms in melted butter.  Resist this urge.  Melted butter is, after all  - very expensive.

(found at http://www.demeterfragrance.com/Product.aspx?ProductID=902)