Forever Lazy

I have to give the product name credit.  It does make me wonder what in the world it is - and secretly makes me want it, if it works that is.

What woman out there wouldn't like the opportunity to be "forever lazy?"

What woman wouldn't enjoy a day actually sitting around watching Grey's Anatomy (or insert your favorite non-animated show here)and eating bon bons at least one day in her life?

The name Forever Lazy conjures up robotic maids and in house chefs and grocery delivery, and pool boys named Gorgeous...or Bob.  Whatever - as long as they wear the uniform (you know what I mean...)

Forever Lazy certainly doesn't conjure up this:

It's not a Snuggie - it's a fitted blanket - with sleeves and legs and - yes - a trap door you can use when you need to answer the call of nature.

Can you say sexxxxxy?

Now can you say it with a straight face while referring to this thing?????

Hizamakura Lap Pillow

Do you remember the Hug Me Pillow?  No?  You can see it Here.

Apparently the men felt left out of the whole “I need a special pillow to comfort me while you are away” thing.

So they decided to invent this:

What is it?  

Other than a creepy bottom half of a woman wearing a short skirt?

It’s a lap pillow of course.

Awww…doesn’t it just make you feel all warm and snuggly inside?

Yea, me either.

Again – found at Japan Trend Shop.  Where they are always coming up with new ways to comfort you. http://www.japantrendshop.com/hizamakura-lap-pillow-p-64.html

Why Just Nap When You Can “Snazzy Nap!”

A friend of my husband sent this to me the other day…

 

I could comment on the fashion statement this makes.

But I won’t.

I could comment on the designs – my favorite being the little lamb -

 

But I won’t do that either.

 

I could also comment on how when this is in use it looks eerily like a corpse draped with the Medical Examiner’s cloth and also discuss how that would totally creep me out if I saw it on an airplane or in a public place.

 

But I certainly wouldn’t do that.

 

What I will ask – since the whole purpose of this is privacy while sleeping in public places, does it come with Ear plugs???

 

Thanks Matt M…I too wonder why we didn’t think of that first – oh yea, because we are normal sane people – for the most part anyway.

found at http://www.snazzynapper.com yes – there’s a whole website.

Just Doing My American Duty…

This week we celebrated Flag Day.

It’s June 14th for those that don’t know.

Anyway – I’m one of those people that is very patriotic.  Extremely patriotic.  My entire house is decorated in shades of red white and blue patriotic.

I’m still pretty certain you aren’t going to find one of these in here:



If you’ve followed this blog for any amount of time, you know I have a thing against alarm clocks.  They generally end up embedded in the closest wall each morning (which gets expensive after a while…) but this one…I don’t know…I mean would it be my patriotic duty each morning to snap to attention with my hand over my heart and bellow out my O Say Can You See? Would it be considered anti-American to push the snooze button?

Too many questions, too many possibilities.  I’ll leave this one on the shelf thank you.

You've found it!  The first person to EMAIL me with the name of this blog post gets the $5.00 Amazon.com gift card!!!   - Kim G of Phoenix Arizona found it on 8/18/2010!  Way to go Kim!  Keep looking...there's another one hidden!

The Better Marriage Blanket

Because I couldn’t possibly make this up – yet again, here is the word for word information from the website:

Almost everyone knows the silent but deadly effects of flatulence on relationships.  For couples, nothing can spoil the romantic aura more quickly!  It can be funny but it can also be a nuisance.

Yes…why yes I do understand that.

The Better Marriage Blanket is made using the same kind of activated carbon fabric found in Military Chemical Suits.  Chemicals and gasses are absorbed in millions of microscopic pores in each tiny particle of activated carbon.

*snicker*

…

First person to shout “DUTCH OVEN” wins a prize…

For those that don’t know what that is, well then, consider yourself lucky.  Very, very lucky.

Thank you Leanne W for this one, no – I hadn’t seen it, and it’s helped me through the better part of the day while I try to recover from this illness.  Laughter really is the best medicine.

Headlights

I know what you are thinking.

Or maybe I don’t.  Whatever.

Anyway – ever get up late at night and need to navigate your way through the house – but don’t want to turn on a light because it might wake up other sleeping members of the family?

Ya, I don’t really know what that’s like either – everyone in my family could sleep though pretty much anything including the fire alarm…but that’s another story altogether.

BUT – if you do ever find yourself in such a situation maybe consider buying yourself a pair of these…

My problem would be that I’d need them to light up in order to find them to put them on in the first place.

Ooooo…maybe if they joined with the “Clapper” or something – kinda like the little remote on your key chain for your car?  Clap once and the lights blink on and off?  Now THAT would be cool.

Time to make the…tuna sandwich?

What sound does a Tuna make in the morning?  I have to admit, it’s a question that has plagued me … ok well, maybe it hasn’t – but it made a good introduction, right?

I’m not sure if Jessica Simpson had something to do with this one or not, but in my little world, I like to think she did. 

The guys over at x-tremegeek.com seem proud to know that a seemingly unassuming can of tuna fish could ruin mornings for college adolescents everywhere…because honestly, I don’t know anyone else that would have one of these.  Except maybe poor Jessica…but I’m just guessing.

Kush Support

You know how when you are sleeping in your tightly bound lace corset and your lady parts seem to rub against each other and cause uncomfortable chafing?

Yea, me either – but we don’t need to go there.  I’ve endured enough torture through the years on this topic.

However – if you do ever have the issue of chafing, or being uncomfortable from “them” um…pressing together…you can either change your sleeping attire (but really, who would want to do that???  I mean, tightly bound corsets are both comfortable and practical!) or you can shell out 24.95 and buy one of these:

What is this you ask?  Why it’s Kush Support – the plastic support tube for your boobies.  And it comes in many stylish flesh toned colors like peach, and brown, and teal green?

Watch this informational video:

Now if that doesn’t convince you, I don’t know what will.

*just a footnote – the inventors of Kush Support say that it does serve a medical purpose – it helps to slow or stop the creation of wrinkles around the breast line and also provides much needed support from the pain of breast implants for side sleepers…that’s the thinking behind this product anyway – just so you know.*

Hug Me Pillow

For those nights when you are cold and alone -

How about a half of an upper torso to keep you company?



There are so many things I could say about this.  But, I’m leaning on my powers of restraint, and leaving the commentary up to you – and this lady – an actual reviewer comment left on the purchasing site:

“I bought this pillow to keep my company on nights when my husband, a correspondent for the Trans-Alaskan News Network, was out of town. The pillow exceeded even my wildest expectations. I'm told the pillow was modeled after Brad Pitt, and I believe it! When I first nestled against the soft, but firm chest of my new "husband" I slept better than I ever had before. Now I don't mind when my husband goes out of town!”

Blink.  Blink.  Letting the above comments soak in.  Shaking head…


And for some reason, I’m thinking further commentary wouldn’t be allowed on a “family” site.

For those who don’t believe me, the link is here:
http://www.overstock.com/Home-Garden/Hug-Me-Pillow/1676854/product.html

That is all.