*sounds of shuffling video tapes*
Eureeka!!! Infomercial GOLD! I found the RonCo file!!! Whoo hoo! What can I find in here that is still running strong…let’s see…
There’s the RonCo food dehydrator, which household didn’t buy that one?
Oooh…the Showtime rotisserie oven – the product that single-handedly set the phrase “Set it,” c’mon everyone say it with me… “and Forget it!” That was classic.
Ooooh…what’s this?
*popping the video tape into the dust-covered VCR*
GREAT LOOKING HAIR – THE HAIR IN THE CAN!!!
Oh – that’s right, I’d almost forgotten about that one! Now Dad doesn’t have to stock up on the neon colored hair sprays during the after- Halloween clearance sales. (Ummm…Tina, why exactly is your dad’s hair pink???)
It comes in six custom colors and a can of shellac…er uh – finishing spray. Just nobody ---please, I beg of you --- light a match.
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