Subtle Butt

So you are in public.

You had Chili for lunch.

You really, really need to –well – let nature take whatever course it normally takes after you eat beans.

You know it will be of the silent-but-deadly variety.

No need to fear – Subtle Butt is here.

That’s right, disposable charcoal liners for your um, undergarments.

Ah, never to be embarrassed again by unsightly odors.

I’m sure they arrive in a plain brown paper package too.